How to Get Rich

Apparently, it's easy:

Ohio State economics professor Jay Zagorsky suggests different factors: "Staying married, not getting divorced, thinking about savings." Wow.

Economists usually also include things like graduating from high school, not having kids before marriage, and not getting married too early. And they also say that this will make it exceptionally unlikely that you don't become poor, not necessarily that you will get rich.

But whatever.